620,134 notes • 4:31 PM

jaclcfrost:

if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following

  • they are called “shorts”
  • i look great

(via lamelime)

nnilkshake:

life hack: make out with me

(Source: nnilkshake, via pizza)

squidwurd:

main goals when going to a friends house:
-pet dog
-avoid parent
-don’t clog toilet

(via lamelime)

18,247 notes • 8:32 AM
25,329 notes • 7:53 PM

barackinaroundthechristmastree:

i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress

(Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight, via pizza)

Gonna watch Christina Perri and Birdy live tonight at the 930 club!! So excited

997:

why did i wake up

(via pizza)

My mom is talking about vibrators

SOS

24,610 notes • 3:40 PM