#tru

berlin1991:

i feel bad for anyone who doesn’t understand how great I am

happywater:

hey how you doin lil mama lemme whisper in yo ear

  • me reading fanfiction: THEY GON FUCK
  • me reading a long fanfiction: WHEN THEY GUN FUCK
#LOL

lotuslopez:

me unemployed: tch…. capitalism…

me employed: i been gettin munny where tf u been

minimalyzed:

replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

foulmilk:

but it’s like
100% girls r hot
an 23% boys r hot